March 2012
narriel:
rocketskipper:
devmarieee:
cutmylifeintopiecess:
forgetthesocialscene:
laughingstation:
OH MY GOD IM CRYING
it’s back
how did he even… ? i dont even know anymore
literally burst out laughing omfg
oh my god
We should make reblogging this a Tumblr rule.
OH MY GOD.
SLOTHHHH
Best thing I’ve seen in awhile.
I can’t breathe
ROFL
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
trolloptifa:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
Anons everywhere, check it. I’m not, but some of you are.
According to the tumblr theory that all books/movies are really happening in another dimension, people really do randomly break out into song and dance around in public while the person they are singing about notices nothing in a dimension far, far away. Oh, and that Twilight did happen.
February 2012
A pervert has been arrested where I live. The man has been accused of groping 2 women in the past several days. 2 whole women in the course of a few days. The nerve.
moffatrunsthemoffia:
everything is Doctor Who and nothing hurts everything scares the shit out of me
some-atoms:
What if tumblr doesn’t exist. It’s just something you’ve invented to justify your fandom obsessions, and right now you’re actually just staring at a blank screen and laughing occasionally.
high-wastedwh0res:
barbie-island:
realcertified:
asdfghjkleslie:
taylorheiland:
iamnotlevante:
slypeezy:
nathoisking:
mhm see this girl?
she dead
LMFAO!!!!!
WHITE PEOPLE
hahahaha
What terrible friends…. they’re just sitting there like, “oh fuck. *stares at her drowning in her own cake*”
s/o to the girl eating on the right. you’re the truth! lmfao.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Gay sex is now legal in India →
Reblog if I'm allowed to go in your inbox & be...
goodqueenbess:
o/
is-my-face-bovvered:
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer works.
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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Old Tumblr Post Icons →
You’ll need to install Stylish (actually it’s really cool if you like changing your dash and icons) but if you guys are really all that sad that the old icons are gone…
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Today, at an assembly for Internet Safety Awareness, I learned that if I go on the internet I will get bitten by a shark.
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
1dandhp4lyfe:
d0wntime:
luciferx:
excisio:
chlln:
I’ve never wanted to punch someone in the face this bad until i watched this
is she kidding or just retarded
jesus christ slitting my wrists thank you thank you now goodbye
YAH SAMIR
yeahhhhh
youre kinda messed up
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
While discussing the science of sex in AP...
Teacher: And in conclusion, studies have proven that penis size is unrelated to female satisfaction.
Guy: *to other guy across the room* GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, BRO.
Interviewer: Why do you think people love Doctor Who so much?
Russell T. Davies: Because it's the best idea ever invented in the history of the world.